A Mythopoetic Warrior-Magician
Training Camp & Ritual Art Course

A 6-week online intensive to reclaim revolutionary aliveness by building lifelong skills of will power and creative magick with new friends in a shared mission. Doors open on Feb 8th for an immersive week of creative, soul-guided preparation.

Devotional training & self-paced initiation begins on 2/17 with the Chinese New Year of the Fire Horse,
leading to graduation with the Spring Equinox.

Together we will integrate & transcend destructive forces,
restore our dignity and power,
reconnect with life,
and help save the world.

We Ride at Dawn... 

Revive Your Spirit, Retrieve Your Soul

* Get Free of Energy Vampires & Other "Entities",
Feed your Demons (before they consume you),
& Integrate Destructive Shadows for the Greater Good 
* Purify your body, mind, and energetic field
* Release patterns of self-sabotage
* Reignite your Creative Power 
* Learn & Practice Real Magic with Ritual Arts

& SO Much More...
WE BEGIN ON FEB 8th

Hi, I'm Caitlyn and I have a confession:

I AM A VAMPIRE SLAYER. 

If you have found your way to this page... well, I bet anything that you are too. And you might already know me by different roles; such as poet, writer, creative & ritual arts teacher, women's empowerment guide, ceremonialist, shadow worker, and facilitator of transformational self-healing practices such as ecstatic dance. 

But beneath the many hats I wear in my outward facing work, in the otherworld of my soul, I have a few primary mythic templates I incarnated to serve humanity in. 'Vampire Slayer' is undeniably one of them.

I've resisted the calling, but recent years have made it clear that this is the work I am meant to do at this time, and to share with others.

In offering my approach to reclaiming my life from possessions and interference, I know I will meet those of you, like me, who want to activate and embody their own version of this archetypal inner warrior-magician and put that magic to good use.

Together, I believe we can do good, creative soul work to help save the world from being ultimately consumed by the walking dead. 

However, there is a troublesome plot twist...
I am also, at times, become a vampire myself. 

It has been a long road of "battle" with my elusive inner vampire trying to suck the life out of me through addiction, doubt, fear and resistance.

But along the way, I have finally collected and developed methods that work, and identified the sacred weapons that effectively bring me (and my inner vampire) back to life, before being entirely devoured by her. 

I've been tempted to just keep this to myself (sounds a bit crazy, after all, doesn't it?) But the more I look around these days, the more vampiric possessions I am seeing (along with zombies, ghosts, and monsters, oh my!)

I feel strongly that there is vital hidden treasure waiting to be claimed and shared with all of humanity when we dance with these inner demons (and in doing so, practice how to dance with the outer demons, too). 

Intrigued? If so, keep reading. I have an very exciting invitation for you... 

Someone had to do it... So I am starting a mythopoetic ritual theater training club for my fellow demon-slayers (aspiring or experienced), recovering vamps, and other vampire lore-loving geeks like me, that will leave us dripping in reality.

If that does not sound like you, don't worry. This club is also for literally anyone struggling to feel connected with their life force energy on a regular basis, or desiring to clear obstacles and realizing more of your potential. 

I also made this space for those who, like me, have been in a seemingly karmic battle with self-destructive patterns and want to claim your freedom once and for all.

OUR UNWANTED HABITS ARE THE ENTITIES.
OUR ADDICTIVE COMPULSIONS ARE THE DEMONS.
OUR UNSHAKABLE PATTERNS ARE THE CURSES. 
OUR CONSUMING FIXATIONS, JUDGEMENTS, DISTRACTIONS, FEARS & RUMINATION ARE THE INTERFERENCE THAT KEEP US VULNERABLE, AS FOOD FOR THE VAMPIRES.

ALL OF THIS, OF COURSE, IS OF THE SOUL. WHICH MEANS ALL IS REDEEMABLE AND AVAILABLE FOR REINTEGRATION. IT ALSO MEANS THAT...

OUR SOULS ARE AT STAKE. & THE STAKES ARE HIGH.
WE CAN TAKE OUR LIVES BACK.
THERE IS A WAY OUT OF THIS MESS. 
& WE GET TO CO-CREATE IT.

NO ONE IS GOING DO IT FOR US. 
BUT WE CANNOT DO IT ALL ALONE.

THIS IS WHAT THE SLAYERS' CLUB IS FOR.

The Slayers Club is now open for enrollment to adult humans of all genders and all ages; whether you immediately get it and feel a full f*ck yes, or just feel enchanted by the intuitive pull to explore what is on the inside.

Part DOJO, part MYSTERY SCHOOL, part SURPRISE PARTY, part EXPERIMENT... It's hard to describe exactly what it will BECOME until we experience it... But I can tell you what we are going to DO together.

A quick note: If you find the term "slayer" concerning, please do not worry. No exiles and no violence are permitted (House rules). And absolutely none of our innocent, well-meaning inner demons are going to be harmed in the making of this club.

On the contrary-- they are finally going to be known, heard, loved, and welcomed home. We will most absolutely not be slaying anything in our inner or outer worlds in the violent, destructive way. (More along the lines of "burning down the dance floor", or "dressing to kill." You know what I'm sayin'?)

But we will be fierce! And together, through discipline and devotion, with community support, we will become competent to protect ourselves in the face of ANYTHING that may come our way, in any dimension.

What Happens in The Slayers Club...

As I type that out it strikes me that, symbolically, this club is not too different from Fight Club. Except, we are going to try a different approach than kicking our own asses. And we are going to get weird and choose to face our own shadow first, before we lose our minds avoiding it.

Much of what happens in The Slayers Club will, indeed, stay in The Slayers Club. But here is a bit of what the outside world can know: 

1) MYTHOLOGY > PATHOLOGY.

We are going to mythologize our current biggest obstacle and turn it into a blessing and a lifelong ally (whatever it may be!) 

2) RHYTHM + RIGHT RELATIONSHIP
We will align ourselves with Nature
And prepare properly for to be LIVING our intentions and "resolutions" on the true new year that comes on the Spring Equinox (in the Northern Hemisphere) on March 20th, 2026. 

3) SACRED STRUCTURE + CREATIVE FREEDOM
You will be given a devotional slayer protocol designed by me to practice daily, using the most effective techniques and concepts I have gathered which have freed me from the grips of psychic attack and self-destruction. The protocol will come with guided meditations, creative prompts, weekly missions and optional side quests! 

You can use my protocol for your devotion to make it simple, or let it inspire your own.

4) THE POWER OF ABSTINENCE
We are going to commit to a sacred sacrifice during our initiation period that will restore our life force and our will power.

5) INTEGRITY-BINDING
We are going to bind ourselves to a devotional commitment to our highest good and greatest desires (your call - suggested will be 21 Days, Max will be 40), and let the club container help us KEEP OUR WORD.

6) RITUAL THEATER MAGICK
We are going to learn, train and apply ritual artistry and shamanic tools to bolster our spiritual practice (no matter what your tradition is).

7) THE BEAUTY WAY
We are going to pray, play, make art, write poetry, cast spells of love and liberation, and reprogram our minds to see the Good Reality again.

8) SHADOW PLAY 
We are going to meet & play our "parts" by feeding our inner demons, meeting our magicians, and bringing to life our inner warriors.

9) MOTIVATION
For funsies, we are going to gamify the process and make up delightful rewards to incentivize our parts to participate.

(I encourage you to lean into the Mystery, but  you can email me with deeper questions at [email protected] if you absolutely must!)

The Details

Okay let's pause the theatrics for a moment and get super clear on
where this is happening and what you will get when you join.

Time Commitment: If you go ALL-IN on the Slayers' Club initiate training element of this experience, you will want to make time for the live calls (about 3-5 hours for the first 3 weeks) and then dedicate some time every day to your initiation protocol practices, plus the weekly support calls (2 hours/each for week 4-6).

You do not, however, have to go "all-in"! You can get a ton of value out of simply tuning into the live calls, or absorbing the content library. 

But if you do truly dedicate yourself to the process and block that time, it will be a total pleasure to look forward to every day, and it will be well worth your devotion. Because this moment is ONCE IN A LIFETIME. The start of the first Year of the Fire Horse since 1966! We also will only practice as a group for 3 weeks. The time will fly, and you will THANK YOURSELF on the Spring Equinox, and forever after, for giving yourself this gift. 

When & Where?

• On ZOOM for our 6 immersive Sessions; replays shared after.
• Call Recordings will post in the online course portal
  
• Recorded Content & resources, will also live in our course portal, which opens on 2/08
  
• The first Live Session is on Zoom on Weds Feb 11th at 5pm CST 
• Doors close with the first “bonus” call, on Friday the 13th of February at 11am CST (register before this if you can, so you don’t need to catch up) 
  
• Community connection & updates will take place in WhatsApp (Optional)
  
• Sharing & creative “assignment” posting will happen in the Playhouse Expressive Slayers Club section. (Optional)
  
• Call Times Vary:  Usually Weds & Sundays at 5pm or between 11am-1pm CST. There will also be bonus call pop-ups on Fridays.  

Who is This For?
This is for you if:

• You have a BIG GOALS for 2026 and want to CLEAR your energy field of anything (internally or externally) that might SABOTAGE those intentions
  
• You are feeling energetically drained, discouraged, or defeated at this time, and need a REVIVAL of ENERGY, spirit and inspiration
  
• You want to PURIFY or detox your body, mind or spirit for the new year in a fun accountability container (bring your own cleanse you have been putting off, and I'll provide the rest) 
  
• You are a poet or player interested to study the ARCHETYPES of monster lore (vampires, demons, zombies, ghosts etc), the warrior, the lover, the magician, and the inner child 
• You want to bring your devotional PRAYER WORK or ALTAR practice into the realm of sacred protection, ritual theater, and shadow work
  
• You are craving a cathartic and creative, EMOTIONAL OUTLET for your sacred rage or grief at this time
  
• You are feeling out of balance, far away from Life, or longing to reignite your creative spark: I've got you! 
  
• You want a mythic framework for your physical fitness or health goals to kick the year off with strength and power on every level

What You Receive:

• 6 Live Sessions with Caitlyn (1 per week of active practice) + Recordings available for those who cannot make it Live. 

• A Clear, Effective 9-Step Protocol to apply to your life or adapt into your own daily stack.

• Solutions, Support, Guidance, Wisdom Teachings, & Creative Prompts

• Tons of Extra Options in My personal tried-and-true Slayer Grimoire & protocol with sacred weapons, tools, medicines, meditations and spells in a living library of content to support you for 7 weeks.

• Side Quests & Weekly Missions (Optional, but recommended) 

• Recommended Media & Mentor List for inspiration & deeper study

• Private WhatsApp chat for community support and encouraging messages and Q&A (optional) 

• Access to the Playhouse Expressive: 3 month membership

• Bonus Pop-Up Calls for areas of deeper study (optional) 

• Bonus: Early Registrations (By Feb 1) will receive a Full Moon Ritual Template and the Replays + Materials for my immersive altar work training, ALTAR VISION 2026 

• Bonus: Perks and ongoing group magick with me and other slayers for graduates who complete their self-paced initiation commitment.

Want to Go Deeper in a 1:1 Private Training Slayer Mentorship with Me?

For the first time ever, I am offering a 1:1 private mentorship. This deep dive is a supplement to the Slayers Club group membership, which includes everything that comes in the course portal, all live group calls, PLUS personalized guidance, accountability, and mythic mentorship (plus inspired surprises!) 

VERY LIMITED SPACES (only 3), by APPLICATION ONLY. If you want personal soul & life support in a customized map, to overcome obstacles or create the inner life you desire, please apply here before registering for the Slayers Club group program! I look forward to getting to know you.