A Mythopoetic Warrior-Magician
Training Camp & Ritual Art Course

Round II is here!

A 7-week online intensive to reclaim revolutionary aliveness by building lifelong skills of will power and creative magick with new friends in a shared mission.

SUMMER IS COMING. And it is time to SLAY. 

The second edition of the Slayers Club will be an activation of passion, confidence, aliveness and presence -- curated to help you embrace the fading art of radical enjoying direct embodied experience. Become your own muse this summer, fall in love with life again, and find brand new material for your art and poetry (all while hunting demons and slaying the vampires that have kept us separate from Source). If you are aching for inspiration, yearning for reconnection, and ready for remembrance, this is the place to come back to life.

Early Registration with discounted enrollment is now open thru May 8th.
Doors for The Slayers Club, Chapter II will "soft-open" on May 18th
for first steps of orientation and self-guided preparation.

Live Classes on Zoom begin with Session #1 on Thursday May 21st @ 4:00pm CST. 
(Full schedule listed below) 

Devotional group "slayer initiation" will help you take your life back from a vampire in your life with a 30-day sacrifice challenge while practicing a unique "Slayer Box" Protocol to build life force and will power.

Groundwork begins on May 21st. The official Slayer Training protocol begins on 5/31 with the Full Moon leading into Summer Solstice on 6/21. The container will close with the graduation ritual on the first full moon of the new season, June 29th. 

After May 8th, early registration price increases from the introductory $333 to $497 for 7 weeks of journey work (including integration). Join Now for your last chance to receive the full immersion at this rate as one of the founding Slayers Club members. The price will increase from here!**

Together we will integrate & transcend destructive forces,
restore our dignity and power,
reconnect with life,
and help save the world.

We Ride at Dawn... 

COUNTDOWN:
Early Registration Introductory Discount
Only $333 until May 8th
Revive Your Spirit, Retrieve Your Soul

* Get Free of Energy Vampires & Other "Entities", Feed your Demons (before they consume you) & Integrate Destructive Shadows for the Greater Good 
* Receive Early Access Bonuses until May 15th
* Purify your body, mind, and energetic field
* Release patterns of self-sabotage
* Reignite your Creative Power 
* Learn & Practice Real Magic with Ritual Arts
* Early registration until 5/5, then price increases!

*The dojo formally reopens on May 18th. Round II Live Calls Begin on May 21st, through Summer Solstice on June 21st. Integration wraps on July 2nd.

Hi, I'm Caitlyn and I have a confession:

I AM A VAMPIRE SLAYER. 

If you have found your way to this page... Well, I bet anything that you are too. And you might already know me by different roles; such as poet, writer, creative & ritual arts teacher, women's empowerment guide, ceremonialist, shadow worker, and facilitator of transformational self-healing practices such as ecstatic dance. 

But beneath the many hats I wear in my outward facing work, in the otherworld of my soul, I have a few primary mythic templates I incarnated to serve humanity in. 'Vampire Slayer' is undeniably one of them.

I've resisted the calling, but recent years have made it clear that this is the work I am meant to do at this time, and to share with others.

In offering my approach to reclaiming my life from possessions and interference, I know I will meet those of you, like me, who want to activate and embody their own version of this archetypal inner warrior-magician and put that magic to good use.

Together, I believe we can do good, creative soul work to help save the world from being ultimately consumed by the walking dead. 

There is, however, a troublesome plot twist...
At times, I also become a vampire myself. 

It has been a long road of "battle" with my elusive inner vampire trying to suck the life out of me through addiction, doubt, fear and resistance.

But along the way, I have finally collected and developed methods that work, and identified the sacred weapons that effectively bring me (and my inner vampire) back to life, before being entirely devoured by her. 

I've been tempted to just keep this to myself (sounds a bit crazy, after all, doesn't it?) But the more I look around these days, the more vampiric possessions I am seeing (along with zombies, ghosts, and monsters, oh my!)

I feel strongly that there is vital hidden treasure waiting to be claimed and shared with all of humanity when we dance with these inner demons (and in doing so, practice how to dance with the outer demons, too). 

Intrigued? If so, keep reading. I have an invitation for you... 

Someone had to do it... So I started a mythopoetic ritual theater training club for my fellow demon-slayers (aspiring or experienced), recovering vamps, and other vampire lore-loving geeks like me, that will leave us dripping in reality.

If that does not sound like you, don't worry. This club is also for literally anyone struggling to feel connected with their life force energy on a regular basis, or desiring to clear obstacles and realizing more of your potential. 

I also made this space for those who, like me, have been in a seemingly karmic battle with self-destructive patterns and want to claim your freedom once and for all.

OUR UNWANTED HABITS ARE THE ENTITIES.
OUR ADDICTIVE COMPULSIONS ARE THE DEMONS.
OUR UNSHAKABLE PATTERNS ARE THE CURSES. 
OUR CONSUMING FIXATIONS, JUDGEMENTS, DISTRACTIONS, FEARS & RUMINATION ARE THE INTERFERENCE THAT KEEP US VULNERABLE, AS FOOD FOR THE VAMPIRES.

ALL OF THIS, OF COURSE, IS OF THE SOUL. WHICH MEANS ALL IS REDEEMABLE AND AVAILABLE FOR REINTEGRATION. IT ALSO MEANS THAT...

OUR SOULS ARE AT STAKE. & THE STAKES ARE HIGH.
WE CAN TAKE OUR LIVES BACK.
THERE IS A WAY OUT OF THIS MESS. 
& WE GET TO CO-CREATE IT.

NO ONE IS GOING DO IT FOR US. 
BUT WE CANNOT DO IT ALL ALONE.

THIS IS WHAT THE SLAYERS' CLUB IS FOR.

The Slayers Club is now REOPENED for Summer enrollment to adult humans of all genders and all ages; whether you immediately get it and feel a full f*ck yes, or just feel enchanted by the intuitive pull to explore what is on the inside.

Part DOJO, part MYSTERY SCHOOL, part SURPRISE PARTY, part EXPERIMENT... It's hard to describe exactly what it is... But I can tell you what we are going to DO together.

What Happens in The Slayers Club...

As I type that out it strikes me that, symbolically, this club is not too different from Fight Club. Except, we take a different approach than kicking our own asses. And we are going to get weird and choose to face our own shadow first, before we lose our minds avoiding it.

Much of what happens in The Slayers Club will, indeed, stay in The Slayers Club. But here is a bit of what the outside world can know: 

1) MYTHOLOGY > PATHOLOGY.

We are going to mythologize our current biggest obstacle and turn it into a blessing and a lifelong ally (whatever it may be!) 

2) RHYTHM + RIGHT RELATIONSHIP
We will align ourselves with Nature
And activate our power to be LIVING our intentions and "resolutions" NOW, in the "midday" brightest point of the year that comes on the Summer Solstice (in the Northern Hemisphere) on June 20th, 2026. 

3) SACRED STRUCTURE + CREATIVE FREEDOM
You will be given a devotional slayer protocol designed by me to practice daily, using the most effective techniques and concepts I have gathered which have freed me from the grips of psychic attack and self-destruction. The protocol will come with guided meditations, creative prompts, weekly missions and optional side quests! 

You can use my protocol for your devotion to make it simple, or let it inspire your own.

4) THE POWER OF ABSTINENCE
We are going to commit to a sacred sacrifice during our initiation period that will restore our life force and our will power.

5) INTEGRITY-BINDING
We are going to bind ourselves to a devotional commitment to our highest good and greatest desires (your call - suggested will be 30 Days; minimum 14 days, Max will be 40), and let the club container help us KEEP OUR WORD.

6) RITUAL THEATER MAGICK
We are going to learn, train and apply ritual artistry and shamanic tools to bolster our spiritual practice (no matter what your tradition is).

7) THE BEAUTY WAY
We are going to pray, play, make art, write poetry, cast spells of love and liberation, and reprogram our minds to see the Good Reality again.

8) SHADOW PLAY 
We are going to meet & play our "parts" by feeding our inner demons, meeting our magicians, and bringing to life our inner warriors.

9) MOTIVATION
For funsies, we are going to gamify the process and make up delightful rewards to incentivize our parts to participate.

(I encourage you to lean into the Mystery, but  you can email me with deeper questions at [email protected] if you absolutely must!)

What You Receive:

• 6 Live Sessions with Caitlyn (1 per week of active teaching and practice) + Recordings & downloadable materials available for those who cannot make it Live. 

• A Clear, Effective 9-Step Slayer Protocol to apply to your life or adapt into your own daily stack.

• Learn Shamanic Altar Work as a lifelong tool for Shadow Integration

• Solutions, Support, Guidance, Wisdom Teachings, & Creative Prompts

• My personal tried-and-true Slayer  protocol with sacred weapons, tools, medicines, meditations and spells in a living library of content to support you for 7 weeks.

• Side Quests & Weekly Missions (Optional, but recommended) 

• Recommended Media & Mentor List for inspiration & deeper study

• Private WhatsApp chat for community support and encouraging messages and Q&A (optional) 

• Access to the Playhouse Expressive: 3 month premium membership ($100 Value)

• Bonus Pop-Up Calls for areas of deeper study (optional) 

• Bonus: Perks and ongoing group magick with me and other slayers for graduates who complete their self-paced initiation commitment.

When & Where?

• On ZOOM for our 6 immersive sessions + integration call; replays shared after.
• Call Recordings will post in the online course portal
  
• Recorded Content & resources, will also live in our course portal, which gently opens on 5/11.
  
• The first Live Session is on Zoom on Thursday May 21st at 4pm CST 
• Price increases after Friday, the 8th of May - get in early for a discount! 
  
• Community connection & updates will take place in WhatsApp (Optional)
  
• Sharing & creative assignment posting will happen in the Playhouse Expressive Slayers Club section. (Optional)
  
• Call Times Vary:  Usually on Thursdays at 4pm CST, unless a better time emerges for the group. There may also be bonus call pop-ups on weekends.  

Who is This For?
This is for you if:

• You want to GET READY NOW TO HAVE A THRIVING SUMMER, in body mind & spirit
• You have a big goals for 2026 (or obstacles that keep tripping you up) and want to CLEAR your energy field of anything (internally or externally) that might SABOTAGE those intentions
  
• You are feeling energetically drained, discouraged, or defeated at this time, and need a REVIVAL of ENERGY, spirit and inspiration
  
• You want to PURIFY or detox your body, mind or spirit for the new year in a fun accountability container (bring your own cleanse you have been putting off, and I'll provide the rest) 
  
• You are a poet or player interested to study the ARCHETYPES of monster lore (vampires, demons, zombies, ghosts etc), the warrior, the lover, the magician, and the inner child 
• You want to bring your devotional PRAYER WORK or ALTAR practice into the realm of sacred protection, ritual theater, and shadow work
  
• You are craving a cathartic and creative, EMOTIONAL OUTLET for your sacred rage or grief at this time
  
• You are feeling out of balance, far away from Life, or longing to reignite your creative spark: I've got you! 
  
• You want a mythic framework for your physical fitness or health goals to kick the year off with strength and power on every level

The Details

Time Commitment: If you go ALL-IN on the Slayers' Club initiate training element of this experience, you will want to make time for the live calls & optional homework (about 3-5 hours per week) and then dedicate some time every day to your self-designed initiation protocol practices (30-60 minutes/day, recommended). 

To make the magic work, you will also be asked to make a sacrifice of your most dissociative habit while you do the "slayer training" protocol practice. This can be any habit you know disconnects you from your feeling body. If you cannot identify a habit to subtract, you can choose one to add every day. 

You do not, however, have to go "all-in". For the monetary investment of this round, you will get lasting value out of simply tuning into the live calls, or absorbing the content library at your own pace (so long as you make the time). Do one of these, at least, and your investment will be well made. But I hope that you will give yourself the gift of truly honoring your own soul and showing up with full dedication.

And if you do truly dedicate yourself to the whole process, it will be a total pleasure to look forward to every day, and it will be well worth your devotion. 

We will commit to practice as a group for a minimum of 2 focused weeks, 30 days recommended, with the option to take your own devotion up to 40 days. The time will fly, and you will THANK YOURSELF on the Summer Solstice (and forever after) for giving yourself this gift. 

A quick note: If you find the term "slayer" concerning, please do not worry. No exiles and no violence are permitted (House rules). And absolutely none of our innocent, well-meaning inner demons are going to be harmed in the making of this club.

On the contrary-- they are finally going to be known, heard, loved, and welcomed home. We will most absolutely not be slaying anything in our inner or outer worlds in the violent, destructive way. (More along the lines of "burning down the dance floor", or "dressing to kill." You know what I'm sayin'?)

But we will be fierce! And together, through discipline and devotion, with community support, we will become competent to protect ourselves in the face of ANYTHING that may come our way, in any dimension.